Elton & Betty White – Sex Beyond The Door

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Sexually explicit outsider funk produced by an unlikely couple from Little Rock, Arkansas. From the Elton and Betty White artist description (Betty is now deceased, btw):

In the early 1980’s, Betty was a more or less normal, married secretary in her late 50’s/early 60’s at a Little Rock law firm (allegedly working with Hillary Clinton) with a slight psychiatric problem for which she took medication. At some point, though, she stopped taking her medication and experienced a psychic and sexual renaissance of grandiose proportions: out with the husband and respectable job, in with the matching hot pink hair-do and spandex pants.Elton, meanwhile, was a much younger (30 years younger, to be exact!) man renowned in Little Rock for his phenomenal basketball skills until the day he claims someone “put something in his drink.” Elton met Betty in a homeless shelter, and it was love at first sight. The two were married and became notable Little Rock eccentrics, playing music all around town while sometimes delivering newspapers on the side. Elton ran for a seat in Congress, while Betty challenged Bill Clinton in an Arkansas gubernatorial race with the sole platform of lowering the age of consent to 14.

During this time they recorded at least three albums: “The Best of Elton and Betty” (which is not a compilation), “Sex Beyond the Door,” and the mysterious, elusive “Hard Deep Sex Explosion.” Each album – but “Sex Beyond the Door” in particular – is a searingly honest, bizarre gem in which the two expound on aspects of their daily lives and sexual inclinations while playing dubiously-tuned ukuleles and tiny guitars. “I Am the Master of Love,” “I’m In Love With Your Behind,” “I Don’t Really Like Oral Sex Much at All,” “The Little Dicks Fit Me Best,” “My Three Feet Red Hot Tongue Is Sweet as Sugar,” “Your Breast, I’d Love to Carresst [sic]” – it is through songs such as these that the true depth of their love for each other is revealed, in the process making their oeuvre arguably the most listenable and entertaining in the entire genre of Outsider Music.

01 main intro
02 Funky, Stinky Love
03 Let Me Suck Your Coochie
04 Kinky Lover
05 (If You Open your Legs) I’ll Hatch Your Eggs
06 I Love Sex
07 (Lady, Guess What?) I’m Gonna Kiss Your Butt
08 Sexy Black Man
09 That Is The Way I Make Love
10 Sugar and Spice
11 The Chick Has Big Ol’ Tits
12 Life Is Full of Temptation
13 Let’s Put Our Booties Together
14 The Worst Breath In Town
15 Tight Blue Jeans
16 Only Twelve
17 America: We Are Sexy !
18 Jezebel
19 Give Me Your Bootie
20 X – Rated
21 contact info # 1

Via WFMU & Boing Boing

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